1. Letter to my mate Taylor Swift
Dear Taylor Swift,
Hi Taylor, I just want to let you know that you inspire me.
You are so down-to-earth, genuine and beautiful, so humble and not cocky at
all. You show me how
normal girls can achieve big things in life. It’s literally impossible for
anyone to be sweeter than you. Hope you get all the happiness you deserve. I love you to the moon and back...XOXO
2. Letter to auto driver who
takes me to college everyday,
Dear Bhaiya,
Bhaiya, though I might not always tell you, I want to thank
you for charging me just 80 rupees everyday from my home to college. Y’know if
I approach any other auto driver, they would charge me 120 rupees..and that
would be rather hard on my wallet…and Bhaiya, I think you’re nice because you
don’t try to start conversations with me like…”Where are you from?...Are you
from China…blah blah..” like other annoying autodrivers. You just come on time and quietly drops me to college. So,
thank you Bhaiya.
3. Letter to alcohol ( includes all kinds..beer, wine, whiskey, rum, zawlaidi etc.)
Dear Alcohol,
I hate you so much. I lost loved ones because of you. I wish
you never existed. I know some people like you a lot, even my very own
friends because you give them pleasure
for a while, but they should know you’re upto no good and you cause them more
harm than good...I mean look at their puffy face and fat plus sized belly!!
4. Letter to grey coloured fur coat from Lifestyle that costs 4999 INR
Dear Grey Coloured
Fur Coat from Lifestyle that costs 4999 INR,
I like you so much. You are exactly the coat I was wearing
when I was day dreaming myself to be the protagonist of a romantic movie during
my French lecture. Your texture, your colour, the way I fit perfectly inside
you, the way you keep me so snuggly warm..that moment I first laid eyes on you,
I wanted you to mine. But alas!! You are too expensive. I’m already broke and
it’s only the beginning of the month. So, dear grey coloured fur coat from
Lifestyle that costs 4999 rupees, perhaps I’ll come back for you when they put
you up for sale in January 2013. Sigh!!
5. Letter to the movie " Shawshank Redemption"
Dear movie Shawshank
Redemption,
Where were you all those years? I can’t believe I just watched
you today. You’re like one of the best movies I’ve ever seen!
6. Letter to my friend Peka Ralte, who I haven't spoken to for weeks because he pretended to be modest and didn't call on my birthday
Dear ex best friend Peka Ralte,
You and I aren’t friends anymore!!!
7. Letter to stupid guy on 3rd floor of my building who urinates on my clothes hung on 2nd floor (sorry I don't have his picture)
Dear stupid guy on 3rd floor who was urinating on the clothes I hung
yesterday,
GET SOME CIVIC SENSE!!!
8. Letter to white-clad ghost girl with super long black hair that's all tangled and stuff from almost every horror movie I've seen
Dear white clad long haired ghost girl,
Dear white clad long haired ghost girl,
Please scare my brother Bruce so that he'd get so scared to come home alone so late at night from his 'nula rim'. Please walk out of my neighbours television and scare him because his T.V is always on, in full volume and makes it difficult for me to concentrate on my work sometimes. Just scare him. Just don't kill him like you did in the movies.
My dear cousin Apuii,
I’m keeping your
picture here, just like that!!!